Deva and Maria

Deva and Maria
Originally uploaded by ravenslove.

I have written before about my best friend Deva and how she is the best friend anyone could have. So when I saw this I laughed so hard. I just had to put it here:

A true friend will....


Are you tired of all those namby, pamby, girly, sissy, completely wet "friendship" poems, that never come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1 . When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b*****d who made you that way.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got 'some'.

4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to stop your bloody whining.

6 . When you are confused - I will use small words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the h**l away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy self.

Remember:
A good friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body...... so,
Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel